Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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