I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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