For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
