Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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