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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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