Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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