He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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