She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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