We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Porn is love you can see.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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