He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
