Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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