ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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