I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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