so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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