i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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