It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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