I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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