No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize