Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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