I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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