if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
