he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
so much tequila, so little girl.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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