Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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