scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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