the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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