first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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