don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize