I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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