But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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