So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Randomize
