weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
This is the high leading the old right now
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
