there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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