Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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