So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
