Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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