suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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