If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
