Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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