She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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