Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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