her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
