the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We left an ass print on the piano.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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