are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
