I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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