My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Do I have a choice?
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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