i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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