Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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