OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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