Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Randomize
