yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Randomize
