Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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