Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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