Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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