i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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