I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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