his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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